In a surprise announcement, former Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has thrown his hat in the ring to try and secure his old job. He will likely be running against incumbent President Hassan Rouhani, who brokered the Iran Deal with the US and is perceived as a moderate in comparison to the hardline Ahmadinejad.
Just to save everyone time, allow me to give you an advance copy of the various partisan pundits' takes on the outcome of this election:
If Ahmadinejad loses:
Republicans: "Now that America has gotten tough under Trump, hostile nations like Iran know better than to cross the US!"
Democrats: "Turns out that when you negotiate with a country rather than insist on it being an eternal international pariah, you decrease the appeal of the nation's extremist faction. Fancy that."
If Ahmadinejad wins:
Republicans: "I thought the Iran Deal was supposed to moderate Iran? Thanks Obama!"
Democrats: "Wow, you mean aggressive Islamophobia and saber-rattling by Donald Trump ends up emboldening radical forces in the Middle East? Who could have known?"